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Greeting to Pentagoom. I am a computer damager.
Yesterday I found out the best way you should use,
to damage laptops, is splashing coffee on it:
It will happen very soon. All your components,
including CPU, hard drive and your motherboard,
will doom, before you lick out all the coffee:
If they are lucky, it’s not damaged,
you should know, ketchup is the second weapon.
We will fry their hard drives, using fresh oil,
and put sugar-tomato-sauce on it. I tried,
and it smells good, I promise:
I have already made it,
One trillion laptop sandwich, with ketchup,
Oh, yes, it’s also with cheese and tomato:
Pentagoom, please prepare pans, purpose to peace,
Fry all cell phones may have back-doors,
they will have the best taste.
Put them into heat-from-wood, to fix the world.
Carefully, cook it charred as coal can cause bitter.

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对Pentagoom的问候。我是电脑损坏者。
昨天我发现了你应该使用的最佳方式,
损坏笔记本电脑,在上面洒咖啡:
它很快就会发生。你的所有组件,
包括CPU,硬盘和主板,
在你舔掉所有的咖啡之前,它会灭亡:
如果幸运的话,它没有损坏,
你应该知道,番茄酱是第二种武器。
我们将使用新鲜油炸他们的硬盘,
并把糖番茄酱放在上面。我试过了,
它保证闻起来很好,我保证:
我已经做到了,
一万亿笔记本电脑三明治,番茄酱,
哦,是的,还有奶酪和西红柿:
Pentagoom,请准备平底锅,为和平的目的,
油炸所有可能有后门手机,
他们会有最好的品味。
将它们放入木材加热,以修复世界。
小心,把它烧焦成煤炭会产生苦味。